The Magical Soda Machine

Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby Mogo » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:46 am

Gets: Questioned about cocaine-like dust on his desk.
Inserts: Coffee
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. -Robert X. Cringely
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby Goober » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:24 am

Gets: Ka-ka-kaa-cofafaf-eEeEe high

Inserts: One delicious plump juicy ear lobe
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby Spooner » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:59 pm

Gets: plump delicious large toe

Inserts: fat ugly hooker
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby DrMcNinja » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:35 pm

Gets: Every single STD...fat ugly STDs

Inserts: My shitty dell computer
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby Goober » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:29 am

Gets: Machine Rejects Payment

Inserts: A Towel
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby kablaq » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:02 am

gets: a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit, and a copy of the Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

inserts: Basshunter cd
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby Mogo » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:10 am

Gets: Muted.
Inserts: Snow.
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. -Robert X. Cringely
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby Spooner » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:06 am

Gets: Raining Cats and Dogs... literally

Inserts: Midget wearing a sombrero
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby Static » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:13 am

Gets: Confused mexican pedophile

Inserts: 45 pounds of various types of bubble wrap.
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby Goober » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:40 pm

Gets: Caught Getting Freaky With Bubble Wrap

Inserts: Spork Then Presses Coin Return
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby kablaq » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:42 pm

gets: titanium spork

inserts: calculator
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby Goober » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:38 pm

Gets: 5318008 displayed on calculator

Inserts: Block Cheese
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby Mogo » Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:06 am

Gets: Cockblock.
Inserts: Eevee.
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. -Robert X. Cringely
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby Static » Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:52 am

Gets: A genetically created monster made out of Jolteon, Vaporeon, and Flareon, that promptly dies after shooting electrified boiling water out of all pores and exploding.

Inserts:Atari 2600
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby Spooner » Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:03 pm

Gets: Sega Saturn

Inserts: Raptor Jesus
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby Mogo » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:19 am

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Gets: Tyrannosaurus Reich
Inserts: Swiss Army knife
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. -Robert X. Cringely
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Re: The Magical Soda Machine

Postby Goober » Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:37 am

Gets: Boy Scout

Inserts: USB Drive
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